This morning when I was getting ready for work, I packed my gym back and chucked it in the car – because my Fit Brain said that I spend £30/month on membership and haven’t been in the past 3 weeks because of my holiday. Whilst doing this I ignored Lazy Brain who said “You’re jetlagged! Come straight home after work and slob about”
Throughout the day, Fit Brain and Lazy Brain had a somewhat interesting debate about my evening plans. It went something like this:
FB – you need to work out…it’s been almost 3 weeks!
LB – seriously, you don’t! Jammies and a movie, that’s what you need
FB – you want to work out
LB – you’re stupid
FB – I win!
LB – but…you left your work phone at home and you’re on call tonight
FB – you can go and get it on the way home
LB – it’s not on the way home…why not just go home and do the gym tomorrow?
FB – no, pick up the phone and go to the gym afterwards
LB – I’ll say it again, you’re jetlagged!
FB – but doing some exercise will be helpful, it will tire you out for the night so you sleep better.
LB – drat science. But! You didn’t shave your legs!
FB – shoot
LB – victory!
FB – Wait! When you go home to collect your phone, pick up your footless tights and wear those. No-one will know that you’re hairier than a yeti in mid-winter
LB – please don’t make me go to the gym
FB – just go to the gym you lazy bum
Which brain do you think won?!